Do you want to care about something boring and dull but important? Sure you do! While the budget is being hammered out for our fine country’s 2011 fiscal year, so far the House has suggested they’d be happy cutting $1.6 billion from the National Institutes of Health. What’s that you say? We pay money from our taxes to go to health research? How disgusting! But it turns out that when legislators actually know what the NIH does, they want to give it more money, not less. Also? Unlike much of the government, the NIH makes money [PDF] for America. Through science! While they are, you know, curing diseases and stuff. But whatever. Cut that budget down!