No, I'm fine, there's just—oh God, I'll be right back!
why don't I ever buy waterproof mascara? ALSO? NO CAT WOULD EVER BE THAT EXCITED ABOUT A REUNION, EVER.
(I'm not kidding; I am actually crying. God, why do I tell you people these things?)
This would melt even Dave Bry's heart.
I'm glad it's out of order. Told in sequence it might have killed me.
Wook, Dearest, I'll quibble about the cat later. Cause I know a cat. . .
But enough of that for now. BAWL.
OMG. The smile on that dog's face. I'm surprised his jaw didn't break.
I know, RIGHT?!?!?
I mean, I like dogs more than I like most people, but can you imagine RAPPELLING ONTO AN ISLAND OF FLOATING DEBRIS, RISKING YOUR SAFETY TO RESCUE THAT DOG?
Yeah, I can too.
When asked to comment on what it was like floating on a flotilla of garbage for three weeks without food or water, the dog replied "Ruff".
Yep, just another day of crying in my office.
just keep it away from the german farmer.
Thank god there was no anchorperson voice over.
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why don't I ever buy waterproof mascara?
ALSO? NO CAT WOULD EVER BE THAT EXCITED ABOUT A REUNION, EVER.
(I'm not kidding; I am actually crying. God, why do I tell you people these things?)
This would melt even Dave Bry's heart.
I'm glad it's out of order. Told in sequence it might have killed me.
Wook, Dearest, I'll quibble about the cat later. Cause I know a cat. . .
But enough of that for now. BAWL.
OMG. The smile on that dog's face. I'm surprised his jaw didn't break.
I know, RIGHT?!?!?
I mean, I like dogs more than I like most people, but can you imagine RAPPELLING ONTO AN ISLAND OF FLOATING DEBRIS, RISKING YOUR SAFETY TO RESCUE THAT DOG?
Yeah, I can too.
When asked to comment on what it was like floating on a flotilla of garbage for three weeks without food or water, the dog replied "Ruff".
Yep, just another day of crying in my office.
just keep it away from the german farmer.
Thank god there was no anchorperson voice over.