Friday, April 8th, 2011
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Only 14 More Hours of Family Planning Hostage-Taking

You know what would help solve the fake "deadlock" that may shut down the government at midnight? If Planned Parenthood could save money by not having to go state by state to defend legal abortion in courts from Arizona to Ohio to Missouri to Connecticut to Iowa. Since their public policy expenditures are something like $55 million, and Planned Parenthood's government contracts and grants are only something like $363 million, none of which is used to pay for abortion services, they could get closer to not needing your government money if half the states in the country would stop pushing stupid laws. (Though the best part is, Planned Parenthood and its fellow litigants often get their legal bills paid, since they frequently win their cases against these stupid laws.) Also, everyone needs to stop saying that "abortion" is what is leading to the government shutdown, since the federal government is not allowed to provide funds for abortions. Really, the Republicans in actuality just don't want you to get your sexually transmitted diseases treated.

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hockeymom (#143)

I really, really don't like these people.
Between the Planned Parenthood stuff, the EPA cuts and the fact that college students in Arizona are about to be able to carry guns into the classroom, my head is going to explode. (because, college students are KNOWN to make rational, measured, decisions, always. And college students in Arizona would never mix drugs and alcohol with weapons.)

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Why can't oh say the Times editorial page sound like this? Truth.

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

From the looks of your average Tea Party protester, I don't think they have to worry much about catching any sexually transmitted diseases.

gumplr (#66)

booooo

KarenUhOh (#19)

Let's cut to the chase here: Republicans don't want you to have sex. Unless you're married. And at least one of you married people doesn't have the same parts as the other married person.

Plus you should be having this sex only for procreation. Which, if you know anything about married people, means you'll have sex two or three times. Okay. Maybe four or five.

Or, if you live in the Boehner household, twelve times. Maybe a couple more, because maybe you've got some blanks in the chamber.

Problem is, when you have sex twelve times, statistics show one of the kids is bound to end up on the government payroll. Further increasing the deficit.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

I always seem to be doing this: forgive me.

The Republicans really just don't want you to notice the funny man behind the curtain in the wheelchair doing his best possible Dickens character impression. He (sic) is busy hoovering all your money to space robots while pretending to give a damn about what anybody else does with their lives. Bait and switch. Divide and conquer. Shock and awe.

That is all.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Oh, but your point is largely correct.

Where we agree to dis is the assertion that they don't care about what others are doing. They care very much. Because they want absolutely everyhing–power, money, freedom, fun–for themselves. And "among themselves," they're always seeking opportunities to thin the herd.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

What if "caring" is the bone the chief hooverer throws its minions. I mean, of course, with some crumbs from the table of self-enrichment.

jfruh (#713)

The ironic thing is that if these cuts go through abortion will be the on Planned Parenthood service that *won't* be affected. Abortion mills in full effect! All those contraception classes and AIDS tests and pap smears, though…

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

Since every dollar is fungible, they rightly believe that cutting funding will lead to redirection of some monies from abortion services to other Planned Parenthood activities to make up for the Federal shortfall.

jfruh (#713)

Trust me, this is not the case. Because abortion services are not federally funded, they are priced such that they cover their costs and indeed eke out something of a profit. But health and education services are not generally profitable and are dependent on, among other things, Title X federal money, grant money (some of which is from federal programs like the Office of Preganncy Preventation), and state money (some of which is federal pass-through grants).

My wife works in the education and training department of the Maryland affiliate. If these cuts go through, her programs will be cut. Abortion services will not be cut.

laurel (#4,035)

This is an important (and hilarious?) point!

techmo (#11,038)

I agree that the rhetoric is out of control but, as TPM pointed out, there are other riders in the bill like "Another GOP rider would prohibit the U.S. from funding any international aid and development organizations that receive money for abortions from OTHER countries." So, the GOP is targetting abortion. They're just doing it with a sledgehammer.

cherrispryte (#444)

If we're not saying this is about abortion, can we start saying that Republicans are pro-cancer?

They seem to be anti-pap smears and anti-mammograms, so that's a logical conclusion, right?

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

You should be the head of the DNC.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Yes. And, possibly not the best choice for an acronym?

laurel (#4,035)

PP also provides affordable general health care. At a time when I didn't have health insurance, I went there not only for lady parts service, but also for testing and meds unrelated to reproductive health that I pretty much cannot live without.

mrschem (#1,757)

Thanks SB! 'PP also provides affordable general health care.'
I am out of breath from repeating this over and over and over; to clients, friends, family, kids on the bus, etc.

awlsome (#706)

Choire, you are a champion of women in the most rational of ways. Thank you.

caw_caw (#5,641)

Hear hear

Lawyermama (#11,039)

Wow, for a website that advertises itself as a place for intelligent conversation, these comments appear to be anything but intelligent. I love how some folks on the lefty side of the spectrum like to make general comments about conservatives or the GOP (a la "Republicans don't want you to have sex…" "Republicans are anti-pap smear…") Seriously, you all are ridiculous. I'm a conservative woman, I support sex ed and birth control (use it myself, thank you very much), have 2 kids – oh, and my husband and I have sex – a LOT. I happen to be pro-life, and I'm not alone. Roughly 50% of Americans are anti-abortion. Given the polarization of our country on this issue, the recent investigations into PP, and the ABYSMAL state of our national budget, I say pull the plug on federal funding on PP and other social programs. It doesn't affect the legality of abortion. All it means is that the feds aren't subsidizing a family planning program. Big freaking deal. I'm more concerned with how my children and grandchildren are going to make a living when our economy crumbles under massive debt and deficits because no one has the guts to stand up and say, enough is enough, we can't spend money on this stuff when we don't have it. We can't continue to prop up EVERYONE. Sorry – the money IS NOT THERE. Everyone's pet project is going to feel some pain, PP won't be alone. So get over it.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Welcome.

You say pull the plug on what we can't afford. Is that right?

Matt (#26)

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893), you are a hero commenter sometimes. Mean it.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

@Matt: You make a roll of painter's tape blush.

Bettytron (#575)

So in this future crumbled economy, if your children and grandchildren aren't able to make a living, where can they go for reliable healthcare and health education? Where will they look for unbiased news coverage, if public radio doesn't exist? How will their environment look when the EPA has control wrested from them and put in the hands of polluting coporations? What do you suggest this money be spent on, if not government services to the people who have been most heartily fucked over by the recession?

jfruh (#713)

I would argue that sex ed and family planning are an investment in a cheaper-to-run society in the future. Cutting access to it is penny wise and pound foolish.

Pro-choice or pro-life isn't the issue here, in the sense that none of the money under discussion is subsidizing abortion services. It is the issue, of course, in the sense that people hear "Planned Parenthood" and think "abortion," but that's another story.

Um, did you not read Josh's post above? It's pretty clear. The direct effect will be to weaken family planning programs without impinging on abortion services. Further, and this is the irony Choire pointed to, that will only increase the demand for abortion services overall.

Now, as for your own mix-and-match approach to family planning, I suppose that works for you, but it is not a real social policy option in the world as it exists There is not a single major pro-life organization that has stepped into the debate offering massive, free family planning services as a way of driving down the abortion rate. They all work the opposite way: fighting against sex ed in the schools unless it is abstinence only, fighting against the morning after pill, depo, low-dose contraceptive research, etc., etc.

As for your deficit handwringing: Reid and Boehner have agreed on the overall number. This $363m won't affect your children's economic future one way or another. Unless they want to be abortion providers, in which case, the market is looking up.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

I don't think you used enough first-person pronouns.

cherrispryte (#444)

Yeah, you're a fucking idiot.

Planned Parenthood provided over 5 million women with health care last year – the vast majority of those services were pap-smears, mammograms, and birth control prescriptions. Absolutely ZERO federal dollars to Planned Parenthood went towards abortion, so there's no "family planning" going on with federal funding aside from access to birth control, which you've already said you're fine with using. Perhaps you're not okay with poor women using birth control?

This is not about abortion. This is about healthcare. And if you're so worried about the economy? Every dollar spent towards preventative health care saves about $4 down the road towards health care costs. You really think the misogynistic Republicans are going to fix the economy by eliminating access to preventative cancer screenings?
The two have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

Planned Parenthood is not a pet project. It is a lifeline for millions of women in this country.

jfruh (#713)

(Also that "50 percent of Americans are anti-abortion" number is more like "50 percent of Americans don't like abortion when asked about it." When you ask "Do you think abortion should be illegal?" or "Do you think that women who get abortions or doctors who perform them should go to jail" you get very different numbers!)

C_Webb (#855)

"Propping up" billionaires and corporations, on the other hand, seems to be A-OK. Still waiting to feel the tingle of that trickle-down effect! LIFT MY BOAT, BABY!

saythatscool (#101)

Intelligent conversation? I'm here for the free tote bag and foosball table.

How many thumbs is a foosball table?

You make an excellent point about pet projects. I'm so tired of pet projects like air traffic safety, clean water, meat inspection, disease prevention, law enforcement, highways, power grids and the Navy. Third world nations get by without these and achieve life expectancies of nearly 50 years old!
Why do you hate America and your unborn grandchildren?

Don't like abortion? Don't have one.

Don't have a rational argument? Tell everyone!

KarenUhOh (#19)

Now that we've cleared up the politics of this, let's hear more about your sex life.

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

"We can't continue to prop up EVERYONE."

Omigod! You are right! I've turned into a conservative. Praise The Lord, it's a miracle!

Joot (#11,040)

How many "Hollywood Heroes" (who tout PP) actually financially support PP on an ongoing basis?

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

The relevance of which is what, exactly?

LondonLee (#922)

Barbara Streisand will give them the money when Chuck Norris and John Voight chip something in to the Pentagon's budget.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Pet projects? Medicare? Social Security? The military? Pulling any of those plugs?

Because I know we can't touch the precious earned wealth of the capitalist. It says so, right in the Constitution. Besides, if we ruffle the feathers of the wealthy, they won't "give back."

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

As always, this is a debate about what we believe the purpose of the government should be. Hiding behind the crummy economy and the "fact" that "we just don't have the money to pay for X" is a cheap way of not having to make some pretty radical and, I'd like to think, unpopular claims like "I don't think we should be paying for family planning at all" or "I don't think we should be regulating industry to ensure that we have clean air and water." Instead, we get to throw up our hands and act like if only the government had more money, we could have all the services we want. Of course, the government doesn't have the money because the wealthiest citizens and corporations have it, and there's no real will to take it from them.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Yeah, I agree, and I'm trying to help here, rather than drop more glib stupid talk about how Republicans don't want you to have sex (psstt…wink).

So, here are some more ways to save considerably more $$ than futzing around with piffle like Planned Parenthood: How about we get rid of NASA? The CIA? The DEA? The USPS? How about we scotch half the tax code and trim the IRS to 1/4 its size? That's something I'm sure we can all get behind.

Every one of those agencies have a history of being inefficient, ineffective moneypits, despite an admitted legacy of occasional public service.

(Psstt…the CIA…wink.)

How about our public servants in the Congress forego their salaries? How many of them really NEED that money to live on?

Come on, America…balance with me.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

Get rid of NASA? What did Tom Hanks ever do to you?

Pop Socket (#187)

1. Less family planning.
2. More unwanted pregnancies.
3. ?
4. Profit!

IBentMyWookie (#133)

3. More cheap labour

cherrispryte (#444)

3. The current number of women dead every year due to botched abortions (70,000) will look laughably low.

Parleyview (#7,337)

How about we make it simple – 10% off of every single government program. Everyone shares the cuts across the board. Of course congress would still find ways to descend into childish bickering and dithering no matter the plan.
Sigh.

Planned Parenthood has posted an online petition http://ppaction.org/shutdown to show your support for their services. I feel so naive but I am just having a hard time believing that the republicans are actually going to shut down the government over this! I'm done, I am moving to Canada!

'Jim' 'Treacher' (#6,928)

Keep the government out of the bedroom! (Unless it has the wrong kind of light bulbs.)

a very good discussion with his increasingly chaotic country

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