Wednesday, April 20th, 2011
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How Many Gays Does It Take to Pitch a Baseball?

Oh this is great, great great, the story of the lawsuit brought by the National Center for Lesbian Rights against the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance, hosts of the Gay Softball World Series. I don't even want to summarize and spoil anything for you, but the issue at hand is: how many straight people, if any, can play on a gay sports team? (There are of course a number of sub-issues, including "Are White People Racist" and "Do Bisexuals Exist?" Which, oh God, really people?) Anyway, the phrase GAY TRIBUNAL comes into play.

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riggssm (#760)

One of my favorite pictures of gay mfy players, except for all the ones with Slappy McBluelips in it.

You made my day.

HiredGoons (#603)

something something pitcher catcher.

saythatscool (#101)

@HiredGoons Yeah, I mean with the lesbos, how do you even tell?

HiredGoons (#603)

@saythatscool: they prefer to play in-field.

gumplr (#66)

This, like most things, reminds me of a KITH sketch.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

@saythatscool Low and Inside.

deepomega (#1,720)

A: Depends how many are available on Grindr.

Brian (#115)

There's also a drink at a gay bar named Scandals. (You can always depend on the kindness of the Stranger.)

InfoMofo (#505)

Y'know, this tribunal could have solved this the way that Mr. Show suggested all court cases should be resolved…

BadUncle (#153)

Everyone's gay at the double-header.

Bryan Keller (#3,804)

Definitions of bisexual on the Web:

- sexually attracted to both sexes
- having an ambiguous sexual identity
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Bisexuality is sexual behavior or an orientation involving physical or romantic attraction to both males and females. It is one of the three main classifications of sexual orientation, along with a heterosexual and a homosexual orientation. …
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisexual

etc…I think that this is a thing!

mgw (#89)

I thought they were all playing water volleyball.

grandpa27 (#804)

Answer, 4 Same as streights: Pitcher, Catcher, Umpire and some loudmouth bastard in the stands complaining about the call.

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