Thursday, April 21st, 2011
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"On the floor of one cavern, officers discovered an ominous metal container. The object was fat, festooned with wires. The police called in the bomb squad, they evacuated the surface, they asked themselves: What have we found? They had found a couscous maker."
"When I say secret society, you imagine, I don't know, like, in Eyes Wide Shut."

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boyofdestiny (#1,243)

I thought I was crazy, thinking "Is this dude just copying that story I read in Brick a few months ago?!" Good thing I scrolled to the bottom!

Awesome story, though.

HiredGoons (#603)

My Parisian friends were going to take me into the catacombs when I went to visit, unfortunately my claustrophobia trumped my morbid curiosity.

Smitros (#5,315)

Sounds like the gendarmerie made a spectacle of itself.

Matt (#26)

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO US HATING THE FRENCH SO CONFUSED.

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