Monday, March 21st, 2011

The Napkin-Shrinking Epidemic That Plagues Our Fine Dining Establishments

"I have ugly news for you. The dinner napkin today is a fraction of its former self. And it matters less and less where you eat or shop. What seemed reasonably gigantic to me is becoming a thing of the past."


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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Georgia Pacific on my mind…

Holy Jesus. BUT WHAT OF LUNCH NAPKINS!!!!! Dear God, man, WHAT OF LUNCH NAPKINS!!!!!!!!

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