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Science: Exercise Is Bad
"What we really don't want to do is for the public to walk away from this and think exercise is bad."
Tufts researcher Jessica Paulus discusses recent findings that show "people are 3.5 times more likely to get a heart attack or have sudden cardiac death when they are exercising compared to when they are not. And they are 2.7 times more likely to get a heart attack when they are having sex or immediately afterward compared with when they are not." The lessons seem pretty clear to me: Don't ever exercise—and don't have sex with someone who has just exercised—and everyone will be just fine.
The answer is to have either a lot of sex or none at all. I just don't want to give that option to my wife.
Gutty doesn't have to worry about either of these risk factors.
Oh, Gutty. Our answer to the McDonald's kid.
Why scrolly, because people with bellies like that never exercise or fuck?
@cherri- Gutty's always pictured alone, isn't he? Or did I miss the slideshow of his conquests from the gym?
Who knows what we would find next to Gutty, were we to zoom out a bit!
Fuck exercise.
This is certainly double bad news for practitioners of "sport fucking".