Tuesday, March 15th, 2011
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Other Comedians Aflac Could Hire To Do The Voice Of The Aflac Duck

1) Robin Williams

2) Whoopi Goldberg

3) Dane Cook

4) Pretty much any other comedian—or, really, person of any profession whatsoever—who can make his or her voice sound somewhat like a duck.

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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Any and every Disco Duck reference is ok with me.

Tyler Coates (#451)

Do you think Kathy Griffin could do the voice of the Aflac Duck?

WHY YES SHE COULD

Tyler Coates (#451)

Hmm, what about Jim Carrey, would he be a good fit for the role?

DON'T SEE WHY NOT

Tyler Coates (#451)

You know who I just thought of? Sam Kinison! If he wasn't dead, do you think he could play that duck?

Dave Bry (#422)

He would have NAILED it.

Tyler Coates (#451)

What's Rita Rudner up to these days?

KarenUhOh (#19)

FRAN DRESCHER.

Dick Cheney!!

riotnrrd (#840)

Better yet: Jon Stewart doing his Dick Cheney impression.

Yeah, that's what I meant, really.

By now, Stewart's impression has become the real Dick Cheney in my mind.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Wouldn't
Harry Wittington
be the better fit to play the role of fowl?

Dave Bry (#422)

They should definitely give him a chance. (Whoops. This was supposed to be in response to Kpants. Yes: Jim Berle should be the new Aflac duck.)

lawyergay (#220)

I'd like to see AFLAC go in a more "distinguished" direction. What about a Morgan Freeman or a Patrick Stewart? A grave and sober duck seems more in tune with our strange and trying times.

brent_cox (#40)

Sam Elliot/Scott Glenn.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

I'll have the grave and sober duck, with scallion pancake and brown rice.

How about James Earl Jones? I don't think he's doing those Yellow Pages ads any more, so he's probably available …

Ben Aflac?

NinetyNine (#98)

Needs more embedded YouTube videos.

#TOO LAZY TO FIND BALKILINKED IRONIC YOUTUBE VIDEO, MAYBE THAT CREEPY SCENE FROM HOWARD THE DUCK WITH LEA THOMPSON IN HER UNDERWEAR MAN SHE WAS HOT THEN WASN'T SHE?

Matt (#26)

KILL ALL HIPPIES

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

WHAT — NO. JUST GIVE THE HIPPIES TIME AND THEY WILL ALL LEAVE FOR THE COUNTRY.

Wasn't the entirety of Howard the Duck creepy? Jeffrey Jones? Yeeesh.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Zombie Burgess Meredith.

timlowell (#850)

Harry Shearer does a regular bit on Le Show where he mimics Gilbert Gottfried's Aflac duck, except he changes it to "AF-PAK", as in what the military calls the Afghanistan/Pakistan region. I e-mailed him, but he hasn't responded.

petejayhawk (#1,249)

Harry Shearer does a lot of regular bits on Le Show. None of them are funny. But please, let me know when he replies. Can't wait.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Oh snap! C'mon, no love for "Reading the Trades"????

timlowell (#850)

Wow, deep-seated hatred of Harry Shearer…well, if you can't express that kind of thing on The Awl, then why would The Awl need to exist?

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