Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

It's Time for a Radical New Sulzberger Hairstyle

There comes a time in the life span of many men when it is time to start shaving one's head, or at least adopting a modified crew-cut. At the age of 59, that time has very nearly come for Arthur Sulzberger, Jr. I say this not with rancor or cruelty! It's just that the balding experience creeps up on one, and it's so hard to tell what one looks like, and no one likes to tell their friends these things, it's always awkward.

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Jim Demintia (#1,815)

I don't know. I kind of think he should grow it out, like down to his shoulders, maybe? Then just comb it over.

Sutton (#1,490)

He's got basically the same hair line as Nicolas Cage these days. For what it's worth.

ANd he has Nic Cage money, so he could just buy more too, I guess.

I mean whatever, it's none of my business, I don't have to wake up looking at that hair.

dado (#102)

He should just make like that insufferable music producer on American Idol and rock the Beats hat.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Jeepers. I almost never think there's backstory to posts here — well, except for the bear updates — but this one made me wonder, somebody miss a payment or something?

KarenUhOh (#19)

They had to divert all the Rogaine for growing subscribers.

Flaneur (#998)

Interesting–that's noticeably less hair up front than the last time I saw him in person, a couple of years ago. He should follow the lead of his nemesis Rupert Murdoch, who gave up his orangey combover about a year ago in favor of a white buzz. Much better!

zidaane (#373)

"Give me a Mach 4."

NominaStultorum (#1,638)

He has a plan. He's preparing a toupée-wall.

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