Just a little programming note: a certain very ill and somewhat frightening monster has captivated the television stations and radios and many of the papers. If you’re feeling a bit too heartily pursued by this particular monster, feeling a bit too caught in the crossfires of the media streams, we have a solution for you! Join us in turning your very important gaze elsewhere. It’s your mind, after all—literally your only resource. Free it and your ass will follow, and there’ll be no monsters on your tail.