Tuesday, March 1st, 2011
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Are You A Diet Soda Junkie?

Now an addiction: diet soda. "Another distinguishing feature of substance dependence — whether it's to caffeine, nicotine, or hard drugs like heroin — is the painful withdrawal symptoms that occur if a person tries to quit cold turkey. Although it's difficult to pinpoint whether aspartame, caffeine, or some combination of ingredients is responsible, people who cut back on diet soda report symptoms such as headaches, nausea, and irritability…"

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Now it can be told – I am a longtime Diet Coke-head.

abbyjean (#508)

STOP TALKING TO ME THIS WAY I'M *FINE*

I'm high on Diet Charlie Sheen.

I had a delicious non-diet Coca Cola last night. It tasted like America. Today I'm experiencing irritability.

hockeymom (#143)

Winning with Diet Coke. Duh.

HiredGoons (#603)

The real source of violence in Mexico is the fact that they still use cane sugar in their Coca-Cola – it's like pure-grade heroin.

deepomega (#1,720)

YOU CAN PRY MY GLASS BOTTLED MEXICAN COKE FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS

ronabner56 (#241,283)

I don't know if should I take this seriously. I mean it's not like you're using some dangerous prescription sleeping pills. A diet Coke is a diet Coke, not some poisonous nicotine cocktail.

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