Monday, February 28th, 2011

Why Did Lady Wear Unexpected Dress?

What sinister cabal is behind the massive conspiracy to keep the world from knowing why Natalie Portman wore "Rodante" [sic] rather than Dior at last night's Oscars? I'm guessing it had something to do with the Jews. I mean, it usually does.

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HiredGoons (#603)

More importantly: why did she have stripper-pasty-tassels hanging from her ears?

deepomega (#1,720)

To cover her ear-nipples? Duh? This is a family oriented awards show.

Flaneur (#998)

You picked up the Independent's typo–it's Rodarte, not Rodante. Interesting stuff, this trying to expunge a transcript of an event attended by reporters. [Beatty as Bugsy] Did you think you could get away with it?! [/Beatty as Bugsy]

Bittersweet (#765)

Natalie Portman was wearing Rodarte…I think the only person wearing "Rodante" was Sharon Stone. That's the only explanation for that giant furry thing on her shoulder.

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