What sinister cabal is behind the massive conspiracy to keep the world from knowing why Natalie Portman wore "Rodante" [sic] rather than Dior at last night's Oscars? I'm guessing it had something to do with the Jews. I mean, it usually does.
What sinister cabal is behind the massive conspiracy to keep the world from knowing why Natalie Portman wore "Rodante" [sic] rather than Dior at last night's Oscars? I'm guessing it had something to do with the Jews. I mean, it usually does.
More importantly: why did she have stripper-pasty-tassels hanging from her ears?
To cover her ear-nipples? Duh? This is a family oriented awards show.
You picked up the Independent's typo--it's Rodarte, not Rodante. Interesting stuff, this trying to expunge a transcript of an event attended by reporters. [Beatty as Bugsy] Did you think you could get away with it?! [/Beatty as Bugsy]
Natalie Portman was wearing Rodarte...I think the only person wearing "Rodante" was Sharon Stone. That's the only explanation for that giant furry thing on her shoulder.
"Frock Horror" currently the leading article at their "Foreign Desk."
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