Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
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Ten Things The Size Of Texas

• Shifting, avalanching, freezing-and-unfreezing dark basalt sand dunes encircling the North Pole of the planet Mars

• Area flooded around the city of Rockhampton, in Queensland, Australia last month

God's rusty steel ring

The hole you left deep inside of my heart

• One half of an area of water in the Pacific Ocean that has lots of plastic garbage in it—though NOT in one solid "patch"

Gil Scott-Heron's ego

Bill Callahan's ego

• The asteroid approaching Earth in Armageddon

• Beck's old girlfriend's tofu

• Mouth of insane silverback gorilla bling in window display in Diamond District, to scale

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Smitros (#5,315)

#4: I'll change, Dave. Just give me one more chance.

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

Tremors is obviously excellent, but Kevin Bacon makes a poor messianic figure.

BoHan (#29)

Rick Perry's ego. Rick Perry's hair. Rick Perry's ignorance of the massive Texas deficit. Rick Perry's out-of-state travel budget. ……

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