This new Rihanna
video is pretty great in an old, candy-painted,
classic-days-of-MTV-surrealism way. Directed by Melina Matsoukas,
it’s like Busta
Rhymes meets Tom Petty meets
Lauper meets Devo. With Perez
Hilton bound and gagged and made to crawl around on all fours like
Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His book, Public Apology, which will be sort of a memoir told through incidents of regrettable behavior, is due out through Grand Central Publishing Spring 2013.