Pretty Soon They Will Be Hauling Our Enormous Asses To The ER In Humvees

As was previously the case in Boston, emergency medical services—this time in Fort Worth, Texas—have been forced to expand the size of their ambulances to better accommodate our more corpulent frames. This is not so much news, but note the matter-of-fact tone of the the report: “Everybody’s tubbing up… and that’s the way it is.”