"A teenaged Texas beauty queen accused by contest sponsors of infractions including gaining too much weight by eating tacos was stripped of her crown on Wednesday." [Via]
If she had been eating Good Real American Food, you think she still would've lost the crown?
She would have gained wholesomeness.
Wholesomeness and gout.
I like tacos.
Pretty girls don't eat tacos? Oh, I beg to differ. http://www.hotchickseatingtacos.com/
This post on The Awl, the link to the NYT Diner Journal blog, the NYT Diner Journal's link to the original Reuters article, your comment on this post containing a link to the Web site, http://www.hotchickseatingtacos.com/, together prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that while the conspiracy against me is real — it's so very real — nothing else is. Nothing else is real. Nothing at all.
Oh exactly! (I think)
Why do I keep reading this as, "a deranged Texas beauty queen…"
Tacos Are Awesome.
i eat pretty girls' tacos.
HEH HEH HEH. VAGINAS.
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