Here you will find a picture of a giant egg laid by a chicken in Iowa. Before you panic, please take note: "An egg approaching that size is unusual, but not unheard of, egg experts said." [Via]
Does it have large talons?
Let me just respond before you even ask, no I wasn't fucking that chicken.
Yes, but were you whacking off to a picture of it?
Is it proportionally more delicious than ordinary eggs as well? That is the most important question.
I doubt I will ever make… erm, set the events in motion to produce anything nearly as notable or meaningful as this fellow has.
wait wait wait – egg expert? arg! someone should probably let the millennials know there is a new addition to the stymied-by-choice-of-career-path list?
What, exactly, does the chicken's race have to do with anything?
I see he wore his Sunday best for the photog.
I am underwhelmed but its size.
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