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Kinda Hot Crazy Dude In Charge of Chicago Now
Rahm Emanuel killed them in yesterday's election in Chicago, receiving more than twice the number of votes than the runner-up, Gery Chico, who has the name recognition of a smelly and obscure Asian fruit. (And more than six times the votes of Carol Moseley Braun, the only African-American woman to ever be elected to the U.S. Senate.) Now, Rahm will begin killin' em for real! I almost wish I lived in Chicago, taking your Ravenswood trains and going to, uh, the Loop I guess, on pretend business. Chicago is basically The Matrix, right? That's good, because Rahm is pretty much your Sims mayor.
Chicago is The Matrix? I thought it was Ferris Bueller.
I thought it was Gotham City.
That hand gesture means, "I'm paraphrasing," right?
"I'm paraphrasing, begrudgingly." I bet he learned it from Obama.
I thought it meant "I'm a velociraptor."
I didn't WANT to start my Wednesday with dirty stump thoughts, but here we are.
"This is a Brown Line toward the Loop" gets my vote for best double entendre as spoken by a public transportation robo-voice.
"Number 2 to Flatbush"?
Anything involving the F train?
We've got "Longwood, inbound" up here, but it's not automated, so the announcement depends on the cheekiness of the conductor.
D Train to Coney Island?
First order of business: health inspectors shutter every Arby's in the city.
in light of his win, choire you should include the fake rahm twitter (http://twitter.com/MayorEmanuel) in your twitters you should follow.
I don't understand your tastes in men, Choire.
I, too, am confused.
so hot.
He looks like Al Lewis with hair.