Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
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Eleven Wizards Of Things Who Are Not Actual Wizards

*The Wizard of Menlo Park

* The Wizard of Photography

* The Wizard of Bras

* The Wizard of Ahhs

* The other Wizard of Ahhs

* The Wizard of Gastronomy

* The Wizard of Gore

* The Wizard of Oz

* Ozzy Osbourne

* The Wizard of Poetry

* The Wizard of Lies

23 Comments / Post A Comment

jolie (#16)

Oh my God, Dave Bry, why do you hate the Wizard of Id?

Dave Bry (#422)

I don't! The Wizard of Id is a real wizard, right?

HereKitty (#2,713)

Do you take requests? Because I would read the hell out of a Listicle Without Commentary listing Wizards of Things Who ARE Actual Wizards.

Smitros (#5,315)

Dammit, now you're going to tell me there's no Pompatus of Love.

GailPink (#9,712)

Like.

I almost took offense at the omission of the Wizard of Westwood, until I remembered he actually was a wizard.

The "Wizard of Clay" Pottery.

The Wizard of Ads.

The Wizard of Shred ("40 inspiring minutes of guitar shred instruction[!]").

(This is fun!)

Br. Seamus (#217)
Matt (#26)

I'm glad someone already posted this because I was gonna.

Br. Seamus (#217)

Why did they make the Wiz a King? Shouldn't the Wiz have been a Wiz?

jfruh (#713)

God, thank you for bringing this up. I spent too long staring at the title of this forthcoming book (which was PLUGGED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ARTICLE, complete with publishing info) and thinking "Is that … is that a pun? Does this person thing "Oz" and "lies" sound enough alike that this title qualifies as 'wordplay'?"

HiredGoons (#603)

Fred Savage.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

saw that one IN THE THEATRE, motherfuckers.

heroofthebeach (#2,280)

Does this mean that Mr. Wizard is an actual wizard?

maebefunke (#154)

Blizzard of Ahhs, right katiebakes?

hockeymom (#143)

Selena Gomez. Not actually a Wizard of Waverly Place.

Tulletilsynet (#333)

Just don't dare call Bernie Madoff the Wizard of Wall Street.

Something, something, "indistinguishible from magic," etc.

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