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Cat Burglar Is Cat, Burglar
Please be forewarned that this segment ends with the line, "It's a purr-fect night for a heist." Other than that it is 2 minutes of pure American local news delight.









These crooks always make their misstep. This one will be busted for littering.
The "it's harder than you'd think to carry your underpants in my mouth" waddle made my day.
Dusty is looking for nip in the wrong place amirite??
This Cat Fancy-s the finer things in life.
But if this cat isn't careful, he may be put away for all nine of his lives.
I would way rather have underpants as a "gift" than what we usually get, which is portions of a rat.
I'm not kitten. The puns are pawful…