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Be Careful, That Hummingbird's Bow Tie Is Really A Camera
When I think of a future filled with little robot hummingbirds flying around videotaping everything for the Defense Department, it makes me want to build myself a life-size robot ostrich mecha suit programmed to bury its head in the sand.
This will revolutionize pornography.
Not only can they spy on terrorists, they can also crap all over terrorists' driver-side windows.
In Perfect Dark, the hummingbird spycam could also detonate like a grenade. So, could be worse?
Better budget for additional MSAPN (Motion-sensor-activated-perimeter-netting) in your Evil Terrorist Compound Starter Kit(TM), hadn't you?
If you'll believe that, I've got some property to sell you.
This makes me want to buy a robot cat. One with laser guns for eyes.