Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

"Tech Cleanse" Will Remind You How Awful Life Really Is

Worried that you're spending too much time online? Why not try a "tech cleanse"? It's the hot new trend where, by restricting yourself from electronic gadgets and all the other apparatus of our wired world, you learn exactly how boring your friends and family are and just how irritating real-world social interaction is without the ability to absent yourself to the virtual arena. It's a learning experience, alright. You'll remember just how much you actually hate people all over again. Try it today!


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BadUncle (#153)

This doesn't involve any colonics, does it?

jolie (#16)

Tell us more about your "Internet vacation" Alex!

hockeymom (#143)

This wouldn't be a problem if there were more Chinese mothers around.

Bittersweet (#765)

How can dude in the picture be detoxing when he's on the phone? Or do corded phones not count?

roboloki (#1,724)

i hate it when the meat world interferes with my cyberlife.

ejcsanfran (#489)

"Ms. Broadnax's husband, Lonnie Broadnax, 50, went to his home office to watch a sci-fi DVD."

I didn't realized "Anal Intruders 8" was considered sci-fi.

josh_speed (#97)

And hey: if you can't do a 'tech cleanse', just wait for a power failure!

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