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To California: "Authorities stopping a suspected drunk driver near Hemet earlier this week found an unusual passenger riding shotgun: a goat." Also: "The driver remained in the vehicle, while another man inside bolted down the street but fell." Also: Actually, you know what? Just go read it yourself.
Probably one of those Party Goats.
I reckon goattheft is a serious offense in them thar parts.
The hell I can drive in the carpool lane.
Ain't no law against goat passengers.
You got all these people on your back now
I can't do mutton for ya man
Goat got problems of his own
I can't do mutton for you man
Asked about the arrest, the goat called it, "a fucking tragedy, maaaaaaaaan." (Etymology joke there. I'll show myself out.)
But did the goat sing?
Could be way more impressive.
Particularly disturbing is that there is no word on whether the goat was wearing a seatbelt.
The man who fell was found on the ground mumbling to himself, "Fucking goat. Always calls shotgun."