Tuesday, January 25th, 2011
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Sexy Sexy Lady News Anchors Make It Hard For Dudes To Learn Anything

Everyone try to look surprised: "Two Indiana University scholars report that, for male viewers, 'emphasis on the sexual attractiveness of female news anchors distracts from memory formation for news content.' They found that 'men’s cognitive mechanisms favored visual over verbal processing,' which is a delicate way of saying their focus — and subsequent memory — are more on the broadcaster’s appearance than on the material she was delivering." [Via]

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deepomega (#1,720)

The memory formation of what hot ladies look like, however, went through the roof.

Multiphasic (#411)

Explaining how Megyn Kelly can basically just sit there and make shit up.

freetzy (#7,018)

Remember how in Kentucky Fried Movie the news anchors can see the couple at home having sex on the couch? That movie sure had a lot of breasts in it, didn't it?

La Cieca (#1,110)

[joke about "bullet points"]

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Wait, what was this article about? I seem to have been distracted by something! (Jeez, Balk, you don't need to fish.)

roboloki (#1,724)

tits or get the fox out.

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