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PandaCow: The Cow That Looks Like A Panda
It's a cow! It's a panda! It's the result of a genetic manipulation that is a testament to all the super-important uses we are putting Science to these days! It's PandaCow! Man, it's going to be another great year for wacky animal stories, I just know it.
Combining the panda's near-null reproductive capacity with the cow's essential deliciousness! What could go wrong!
THE HOUSE TRAINING! Oh, that is rich!
Pandacow: A third fewer calories than our regular panda so it's less filling! Please consume Pandacow responsibly.
Cows that are pandas. Pillows that are pets. Will Science ever quit giving?
Science gives 'til it squirts.
I hope it's minty fresh.
Do I want that bearcow?
Does a bull shit in the woods?