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Official Hearings on "OMG the Snow Was Messy, Whine Whine Whine"
They're having the Very Special Nanny State Meeting On Why The Snow Storm Was So Crazy and Who Will Protect Me from All This Snow-Gate down at City Hall today. Sad to say, the hearing opened with councilwoman Letitia James saying that "This hearing will not turn into a public flogging of the administration," which, booooo, so then I stopped listening.
Hope the panel finds ways to shovel snow quicker while cutting taxes in the process.
By all means, waste more taxpayer dollars dissecting our past inability to predict the future. Meantime, New Yorkers aren't supposed to mewl and puke like spoiled infants. Unless, of course, we can't get a reservation at Le Bernardin.
Are you kidding? In my experience New Yorkers love complaining, especially about New York. I was stuck in your fine burg for 72 hours because of this winter wonderland, and I was constantly accosted by jovial strangers on the snowbound streets of Carroll Gardens who wanted to gripe about Bloomberg, each looking more ecstatic at the prospect of bitching about things than the last.
(However, what New Yorkers don't like is non-New Yorkers complaining about New York. Watch out!)
Ah, you were in my neighborhood. Had I known, I would have thrown a snowball at you for complaining.
Candles; hot plate; Ramen; 1/2 oz. of weed; sake; Twin Peaks on DVD.
#snowstorm survival kit