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Hey, you guys, anyone know where the hip stuff in Brooklyn goes down? You know, stuff with some edge, with that authentic Kings County feel to it. Like, I hear there's a flea market? And all the bars serve bacon cocktails? Something something pickling? Where's all that action at? Oh, no, it's not for me: It's Marty Amis wants to know.
Just make sure you don't direct him to anywhere he's likely to see people of Middle-Eastern descent, because, hoo boy…
If it's good enough for Gibby Haynes, it's good enough for Martin Amis.
The Pathmark on Atlantic Avenue should have everything one needs.
But where in the world is Matt Cherette?
Watching TV for Nick Denton. There are people who come to New York to watch TV. Tell Martin Amis that.
He should also know his landlord expects to be paid in cupcakes.
Shit, man, he's going to blow the lid off of all our favorite lieder bars.
"Amis, vive l'orgie!"
Am still thinking this is maybe a little joke Mr. Wolcott is making. I mean the title is, "British Author to Brighten Brooklyn"? Plus making fun of the guy's teeth used to be a favorite pastime among the Knifecrime littérateurs?
Brooklyn's hottest new club is called The Pregnant Widow!