Dick Cheney's Memoir Publication Pushed to Fall
This morning the New York Times hinted that Dick Cheney was still working on his memoir, even while he decides whether to get a heart transplant. Well, that makes sense: because while it was originally slated for this spring, we've learned that Dick Cheney's memoir will now not arrive until August 30th of this year. Cheney will find himself in good company. Other books from the Simon and Schuster imprint, Threshold Editions, to be released this year include, in July, Pamela Geller's The Post-American Presidency, which "critically examines the Obama administration’s ominous and revealing moves against our basic freedoms, particularly as he seizes control of the three engines of the American economy." Also Laura Ingraham's The Obama Diaries, and Jack Cashill's Deconstructing Obama, which asks: "What if Barack Obama's life story is more myth than fact?" Yes, what if?
Other what ifs I'd like answered:
1) What if I HAD decided to pay attention in school?
2) What if professional sports teams had to field their mascot in one position on the field?
1) I did and I'm unemployed as shit, so.
2) Then every sports team would be named the [City] Competent Athletes.
My brain parsed "Dick Cheney" and "pushed to fall" in the same sentence as "probably another 'quail hunting accident' right?"
Well, it's probably difficult to write when your TIE fighter is spinning wildly out of control.