Thursday, January 27th, 2011
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Davos Update: Victim Bankers Tired of "Bending Over" For It


Dimon implies bankers being raped: "to suggest we're supposed to bend down and accept it bec we're bankers – not fair" #wef #businessThu Jan 27 09:24:44 via web


What's happening at the World Economic Forum in Davos, you ask, because you love to know about moguls? Well, JPMorgan Chase honcho Jamie Dimon thinks bankers are the new rape victims. But that's not all Dimon is spouting off about.

Here's a delightful post from Marketwatch about how pretty much everything he thinks is wrong.

And there's this!


Jamie Dimon proposes MDBFBDB to shield the global financial system: minimally-damaging bankruptcy for big dumb banks.#wef #davosless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Oh yes. That sounds GREAT. An escape hatch for immense failing businesses. I'm sure that's super for some kind of economy.

In other Davos news, apparently babes are on the prowl for mega-millionaires. You know, unlike in Silicon Valley or New York.

10 Comments / Post A Comment

Art Yucko (#1,321)

maybe if there's video of bankers pulling fat rolls of $100 bills out of their ass and lighting them on fire, the culture-at-large will give them a hall pass for honesty.

Andrew Piccone (#7,185)

It's like Spring Break/Bonnaroo/Freshman Year/Mardi Gras/Prom for the upper .05%!!

deepomega (#1,720)

This news is tempered by the mental image of all of them wearing board shorts and getting blazed in timeshare.

keisertroll (#1,117)

The banking industry just found their Ray Rhodes.

Matt Langer (#2,467)

Whatever, a million dollars isn't cool.

freetzy (#7,018)

What kind of a grown ass man is professionally known as Jamie?

City_Dater (#2,500)

The kind of grown ass man who mangles the expression "bend over and take it" into "bend down and take it" and imagines that depriving individuals of money they did not earn is the same thing as physically assaulting them. Your basic evil stupid jerk.

brent_cox (#40)

It's not because you're bankers, Jamie Dimon. George Bailey was a banker and no one hated him.

LondonLee (#922)

The bitches were asking for it.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Not getting a bonus = RAAAAAAPE. The two are equivalent. This is definitely true.

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