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Bad News For Mouth Action Fans
I really don't want to share this with you, but I guess I probably have to: "There's a worrisome uptick in the incidence of certain head and neck cancers among middle-aged and even younger Americans, and some experts link the trend to a rise in the popularity of oral sex over the past few decades." Please don't let this news affect your positive feelings about blowjobs. I'm sure they're working on a cure right now.
This sucks.
What a mess.
gulp.
These results are being blown out of proportion.
Literally head cancer.
Is the neck just the shaft or more like the corona?
Ladies, get those dicks out of your mouths, or you will get
chlamydiacancer and you will die.Blaze of glory, kid. BLAZE OF GLORY!
But doesn't that imply that we should all be teeming with crotch cancers?
People, please take your mobile phones out of your pockets before being gone-down-upon.
They say "some experts", but they didn't consult you, America's foremost blowjob authority?
I decided to believe in God over this and pray to Him that this is one of those faked studies, like the widely discredited link between vaccines and autism. Somehow I just know that Jenny McCarthy is to blame.
Pfft. Way ahead of you there. But I'll have to blow this off until I successfully emerge from surgery tomorrow.
Why can't we bring back 007 style sexy murder conspiracies. Now it's all bio warfare trying to liquify your insides. Just leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
Um, yeah…write something nice on a piece of paper and stick it in a wall somewhere for me.