Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Bad News For Mouth Action Fans

I really don't want to share this with you, but I guess I probably have to: "There's a worrisome uptick in the incidence of certain head and neck cancers among middle-aged and even younger Americans, and some experts link the trend to a rise in the popularity of oral sex over the past few decades." Please don't let this news affect your positive feelings about blowjobs. I'm sure they're working on a cure right now.


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Moff (#28)

This sucks.

deepomega (#1,720)

What a mess.


boyofdestiny (#1,243)

These results are being blown out of proportion.

jolie (#16)

Literally head cancer.

Matt Langer (#2,467)

Is the neck just the shaft or more like the corona?

MollyculeTheory (#4,519)

Ladies, get those dicks out of your mouths, or you will get chlamydia cancer and you will die.

Blaze of glory, kid. BLAZE OF GLORY!

wallsdonotfall (#6,378)

But doesn't that imply that we should all be teeming with crotch cancers?

People, please take your mobile phones out of your pockets before being gone-down-upon.

They say "some experts", but they didn't consult you, America's foremost blowjob authority?

erikonymous (#3,231)

I decided to believe in God over this and pray to Him that this is one of those faked studies, like the widely discredited link between vaccines and autism. Somehow I just know that Jenny McCarthy is to blame.

Jeff Barea (#4,298)

Pfft. Way ahead of you there. But I'll have to blow this off until I successfully emerge from surgery tomorrow.

Why can't we bring back 007 style sexy murder conspiracies. Now it's all bio warfare trying to liquify your insides. Just leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

Um, yeah…write something nice on a piece of paper and stick it in a wall somewhere for me.

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