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After Tucson: 15 Pictures From Glock's Official Facebook Page
Abe Sauer would like to point out that Sig Sauer's Facebook gallery is no better. He can be emailed at abesauer [at] gmail.com.
This is why I always carry my Kevlar blue shop towel pocket square.
Aww, that puppy's packing heat AND cuddles!
Re: the second to last one…I don't know if I'm more upset at the prospect of fuckwits owning semi-automatic guns with extended mags or these same fuckwits owning dogs.
That'll make the government think twice before it tries to enslave 'em with health care and extended unemployment-insurance benefits.
Some of these guns look like they've been circumsised.
Glocksicles
Glock on Facebook? Farmville is about to get very ugly…
After I made a certain purchase, the NRA mailed me a membership offer with a giveaway of a slick black duffel bag and some oversized knives. It would be a stretch to say they evoked either home protection or hunting; more like a black ops / serial killer fantasy kit.
Third one down from the top, is this guy waiting for a zombie apocalypse? A machete and an axe?
Hey Duke Nukem, I know you think you're going to be the badass killing machine of your PS3 wet dream but you also start breaking down like a baby when Travis Tritt comes on the Wurlitzer at the Dew Drop Inn. So maybe you ought to rethink the end times and start digging your hidehole and buying up chemical toilets, stat.
Gimme a fucking break.
Well, let's be fair. Nothing necessarily evokes zombie apocalypse here. The machete is for clearing away brush. The axe is for chopping away brush. The shotgun is for blasting away brush. If anything, this package looks like a good option for someone with a brush problem.
You're more right than you'd like to be. Photo is from here:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=401189806169&set=o.106625151796
Hmm. I retract my previous comment. Anyone have schematics for a hidehole?
@Abe: Holy Romero, I was right for once?1?!
Uncle Mike is going to be pissed when he realizes Taylor took his "modified stock cuff."
Well if third pic down is a Zombie Apocalypse kit, then seven down is someone getting his Solid Snake on, with suppressor and tactical light. Of course, Snake never used extended magazines, being a bad-ass video game character and all.
Man, I should have had some lunch. I thought that first pic was a big bowl of mac and cheese.
The blue one (4 down) is really pretty but I was saving for an ipad.
Is it engraved in pink? WHY IS MY BIRTHDAY SO FAR AWAY?
Well I'd never made the connection between the two [three-letter-name] Sauers. It's fun I guess!
I don't recall the 2nd Amendment existing before Washington shot the British.
Say, the author of this post isn't nicknamed "Sig," is he?
Mmm, shiny black penises.
Jesus. I'm ashamed of a nation that consistently demonstrates such poor tabletop photography.