Friday, December 10th, 2010
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The Last Desperate Day of Four Loko


Start your hoarding! Today is the last day that Four Loko may be brought into the gated City of New York. Aunty Entity has forbidden Four Loko in her Nanny State Thunderdome! Here's a preview of what this weekend will look like in the District of the Youngs.

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Leon (#6,596)

I decided to stock up, then tried one. It turns out it is way gross, and whiskey or bourbon gets me better drunk anyhow. Should we be bringing our four loko to the bawl tonight?

Matt (#26)

Tell me you are reading the backchannel here. Tell me that.

Brad Nelson (#2,115)

Ah, the blue interior glow of Miles' apartment, like the cold comfort of a can of Blue Raspberry Four Loko.

BLOGGING UNTIL THE VERY END

6h057 (#1,914)

GLAD SEVER LAG DIDN'T POST MY FAUX RAPE JOKE GOOD JOB WITH CONTENT CONTROL

Raspberry Four Loco/ Blue evil wintery buzz/ May you rest in peace

sailor (#396)

I've always been a loco weed kind of guy.

ep (#8,509)

Over the last couple of decades there have been very, very few niches where life spans are shorter than the packaged beverage market. Almost every new drink introduced is only going to be on the shelves for the blink of an eye. But like opening weekend for a movie, even that small window can be more than worth it. Four Loco hit its target perfectly and had a super strong run. That the show is being shut down by grown ups is only going to make its death even more lucrative. The beverage industry is smash and dash anyway, so this sort of performance is absolutely something they are going to try to duplicate. Just thinking about it is making me thirsty for Five Loco.

Well done. Normally my internet attention span is significantly less than 6 minutes, but I laughed so often I hardly noticed. A++ would watch again (eBay jokes are still cool, right?)

6h057 (#1,914)

These guys are funny. They should definitely should be in an improve group or something.

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