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Pluto Possibly More Delicious And Refreshing Than Previously Thought
"Freezing, distant Pluto seems an odd place to look for oceanfront real estate, but if a new computer model is correct, the dwarf planet harbors a sizeable pool of liquids beneath its thick icy shell. Scientists suspect Pluto holds a rocky core spiked with radioactive materials that are slowly breaking down, releasing enough heat in the process to melt ice and keep it liquid. The temperature on Pluto's surface is about -375 degrees Fahrenheit."
—Whoa! Sorry, Pluto. We never would have demoted you to non-official planet status if we knew you were loaded with radioactive-potassium flavor boosters.
For you kids at home one piece of advice, never go from Uranus to Pluto. You never go from Uranus to Pluto.
Pluto: The freshmaker!
-steals cab from stranger, grinning, as old people look on with scorn/amusement-
-pours Diet Coke on Pluto-
This is the biggest news since delicious nougat was found in the center of Mars.