Friday, December 17th, 2010

Mexican Spy Drone Crashes Very, Very Barely Inside America

Here's where the OMG MEXICAN SPY PLANE ATTACKED THE UNITED STATES. It landed in El Paso—in a backyard a couple thousand feet, at most, from the Cesar E. Chavez Border Highway. INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT!

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soco (#8,225)

They're probably doing the same things our border drones are doing: looking for drug traffickers and illegals. I don't know if it's still there, but there used to be a big observation balloon on the Arizona/Mexico border for this reason.

C_Webb (#855)


Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

Let's finish the job that President Pierce started. REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

Multiphasic (#411)

As in, "Oh shit, last time I went to Veracruz, I returned the rental without filling the tank"?

OleMissRebel (#8,900)

El Paso is home to Fort Bliss. Let the tinfoil hat making begin.

deepomega (#1,720)

A "Mexican spy plane" is not something we should discuss in polite company.

Smitros (#5,315)

Yes, sir, Captain Sanchez.

Jackie Thomason (#7,092)

" "We are collecting data about the crash. We don't have the aircraft because it was returned to its owner," said Keith Holloway, spokesman for the National Transportation Safety Board…' Way to investigate, NTSB!! I suppose it's gone to join with that pesky steel from the World Trade Center in India or China.

Montezuma's Unmanned Revenge

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Yeah but we sold them the drones, so we know the secret override codes to make them attack their masters.

Aatom (#74)

Even the machines are trying to get across the border now.

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