Thursday, December 23rd, 2010
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Islamic Group Not Exactly Filled With Holiday Spirit

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me an STD. On the second day debt, on the third day, rape, the fourth teenage pregnancies and then there was abortion, raves, claiming God has a son, blasphemy, exploitation, promiscuity, night clubs, crime, paedophilia, paganism, domestic violence, homelessness, violence, vandalism, alcohol, drugs."

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olmucky (#542)

Do all Muslims spell pedophilia like that, or just fundamentalist muslims?

For Knifecrime Island muslims and heathens alike, "paedophilia" is the preferred spelling.

Anyone know why it's "paedophilia" as opposed to "poedophilia"? Is it some Greek-root-word thing?

saythatscool (#101)

Setec: T'is the reason.

I can't get past "raves."

melis (#1,854)

What, no homosexuals? Or are we included under paedos?

deepomega (#1,720)

They fall under "night clubs".

Trolling through the snow…

Kevin (#2,559)

In a one whore open sleigh…

HiredGoons (#603)

This could also be Pamela Anderson's list re: Tommy Lee.

Bittersweet (#765)

Domestic violence AND just plain ol' regular violence? Guess they ran out of non-violence related sins…

GoGoGojira (#2,871)

The first few days sound kind of lame but there'll be drugs inherently at the raves and night clubs, and then even more drugs afterward to make up for it.

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