Skip ahead to about the 2:00 mark to see last night’s lunar eclipse. It is INCREDIBLY LAME, and do you want to know why? Because it’s THE FUCKING MOON. Of course it’s going to be lame. Can you think of anything more boring than the goddamn moon? Of course not. I hope you get pelted by a non-stop barrage of asteroids until you beg for mercy, moon! Fuck you and your family. Also, it is now officially winter. Bah.