Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

Here's That Stupid Moon Thing That Happened Last Night

Skip ahead to about the 2:00 mark to see last night's lunar eclipse. It is INCREDIBLY LAME, and do you want to know why? Because it's THE FUCKING MOON. Of course it's going to be lame. Can you think of anything more boring than the goddamn moon? Of course not. I hope you get pelted by a non-stop barrage of asteroids until you beg for mercy, moon! Fuck you and your family. Also, it is now officially winter. Bah.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

The fuck you say, man? I'll tell you what's more fucking boring, more lunartically fucking lame: a fucking CLOUD eclipsing a fucking eclipse, is what. Which is what happened here in the fuckall middle of fucking nowhere.

So I fucking slept instead. And I had a dream. About a fucking eclipse, during which I got fucking laid, so I missed the moon entirely.

C_Webb (#855)

My 8 year old agrees completely. Utterly unimpressed. My 10 year old, on the other hand, kept referring to it as "the apocalypse," which gave a nice edge to the proceedings.

Spirochete (#1,123)

But now the days will enlengthenate, which will make life somewhat more of the better than the period during which they beshorten?

kneetoe (#1,881)

Yep, it's one day closer to spring.

Yup, tomorrow will be longer than today, although that doesn't make the prospect of January any better. brrrr.

Pop Socket (#187)

I have been underwhelmed by lunar eclipses before and this one was no different. I overslept a half hour. I dragged my son outside to the front steps. The moon was bright orange. He said "That was cool." and went back inside to his Warcraft/Hulu/whatever he does on the computer all night.

Tyler Coates (#451)

As I blame the moon for my already fucked-up sleeping habits (why not? Fuck you, moon!), I'm glad that I went to bed at a reasonable hour and skipped this nonsense. I'll watch it on YouTube later this afternoon.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

I take it the moon slept with somebody's girlfriend or mom.

garge (#736)

Bastard moon children are so tiresome.

WindowSeat (#180)

I prefer Choire's Twitter coverage of the eclipse.

The eclipse was based on actual events.

cherrispryte (#444)

My inner 15 yr old pagan self is VERY upset that you aren't taking the actions of our mother Moon more seriously.

My outer 26 year old said fuckit and went to sleep early for once.

paulmwatson (#8,606)

I TiVoed it.

Matt (#26)

And whitey's worried about the moon.

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