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Congratulations to Gabriel Parent of Carnegie Mellon University, who managed to get the phrase "I smoke crack rocks" into a peer-reviewed academic paper, thus winning the 2010 PhD Challenge. [Via]
"In recognition of his adroitness, Gabriel is receiving as his reward (1) a box of chicken-flavored Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup, (2) a pack of leather elbow patches, and (3) the official 2010 PhD Challenge winning paper certificate."
winner, winner, chicken(-flavored ramen) dinner
This person should be Time's person of the year.