Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Who Has The World's Largest Testicles?

Congratulations to the Tuberous Bushcricket, which Science says has the biggest balls-to-body weight ratio on earth. The Daily Mail offers some scale: "To put this into perspective, a man with the same proportions would have to carry testicles weighing as much as five bags of sugar each." Can you imagine? I'm carrying around three bags already, and it is hell on my groin.


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saythatscool (#101)

Yes sugarballs, it's true. You have no Equal.

zidaane (#373)

I got a hairball trying to motorboat those things.

BadUncle (#153)

I think he prefers "Taffy Sack."

kneetoe (#1,881)

Shouldn't it be, like, the ballscricket. I mean, the irony, the injustice.

Also, how big would the bags have to be? This matters.

jolie (#16)

Yeah, that goes a loooong way in explaning the Brad Garrett-voice.

Matt (#26)

Fuck Science. Everybody knows no one on this earth can possibly have balls any bigger than LEMMY'S.

LondonLee (#922)

So we have to stop calling something great "the dog's bollocks"?

The Bushcricket's bollocks doesn't flow off the tongue quite as nicely.

Bittersweet (#765)

And "Alex Balk's bollocks" is a real tongue twister.

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