Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
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Terrible Thing Happens To Fast Food Customer


EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS, you guys: "This is what a receipt is supposed to look like. Instead of the big 'F you' the top, it's got the order number, not only right there, but underneath the host's name."

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deepomega (#1,720)

"It's not supposed to say F YOU?"
"Perez still ate the food he bought."

brianvan (#149)

You should see what's printed on the diner receipts in Downtown Brooklyn.

keisertroll (#1,117)

The Fuck You Burger: Two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese and SHUT THE HELL UP.

BadUncle (#153)

I order in dinner at the office several times a week through Seamless Web. Immediately after putting in an order, you get a confirmation email. For most of the summer, the subject line was usually "Enjoy your fucking order…"

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Unfortunately this will count against them in their end of year performance evaluation. Good customer service dictates using the customer's name to establish rapport. In this instance they erred in not including "a-hole" after the f-bomb.

Multiphasic (#411)

MEMO TO ALL SUPERVISOR-LEVEL EMPLOYEES: As per your mandatory media training, when reporters ask "What are you going to do about it?" you are to say, "It will be dealt with," before putting on your branded BURGER KING brass knuckles.

Screen Name (#2,416)

Freddy: Seriously?

Brad (Store Manager): I know… But look, people choose fast food places based on food quality, not necessarily the name, right?

Freddy: I don't know, Brad. I don't think -

Brad: I mean, look at Chipotle. What kind of name's Chipotle?

Ann: I know! It's a pepper. A chile pepper.

Brad: Um. Thanks Ann.

Freddy:: Is this even legal?

Brad: Tom said this is a totally legal name.

Freddy:: It's just not… right.

Ann: I really like it. "Welcome to Fuck You Burger Fuck You!" It feels good. Say it, Freddy!

Freddy:

Brad:: Right. We'll let Ann work the window today.

Ann: Yay!

Brad: (Slaps Freddy on back) You'll get used to it.

C_Webb (#855)

"HOPE YOU HAD A HELL OF A PISS, ARNOLD!"

rj77 (#210)

No shirt. No shoes. NO DICE.

"Big hairy puss_"

Harry Cheadle (#6,316)

Bloomberg is working right now to pass a law requiring all fast food restaurants in NYC to print, "Fuck you, you fat motherfucking piece of shit, you don't need another goddamn burger to make your gigantic fat ass any fatter," in order to discourage people from eating fast food. The law would also require all fast food workers to be stoned all the time, mess up orders on a regular basis, and insult the customers, but most places already do this.

KarenUhOh (#19)

What the hell's the problem? They TELL YOU you can have it your way.

C_Webb (#855)

This sounds like what The Machines do when they get bored.

petejayhawk (#1,249)

Who will keep America safe from the terrorists' 'F-bombs?'

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