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New Internet Now Allows People to Interact on Video
This thing just happened. It's called VYou. Basically it's non-live Chatroulette without any dudes masturbating. (Yet.) We are testing it out ourselves to see if it has any practical uses whatsoever. Really though, all I can think when I look at it is: oh gosh, wait till the gays get their hands on this.
But there aren't any dudes masturbating?
Course there are. Why the hell else is this for?
I really don't think there are yet! I'll see what I can do around lunchtime.
What's significant about lunch? Do you have an iron deficiency?
@Moff: Right? I thought we'd all agreed on what Chat Roulette was for. (Shamefaced dickwatching.)
No money shot to see here, folks. Please move along.
Hmm. I think I want the Internet to end now?
Oh it has.
I'm also interested in motivational pets that can talk.
OK, why the hell is Christopher Kimball involved with this?
99 out of 100 white people we asked prefer kraft barbeque sauce to any of these others.
Yucko. Not cool. Disgusting.
No amount of advanced warning can prepare one for webcam Christopher Kimball. Apparently.
So when is chat roulette guy gonna finish writing his automated dick identification algorithm?
Yeah. I hate clicking through the other stuff while waiting.
Why do you hate roast chicken, Yucko?
So this is youtube with a send button?
That's… that's actually pretty clever.