Tuesday, November 9th, 2010
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Is Man Too Jolly To Be President?


More Chris Christie: As speculation mounts that the man will be a future Republican standard-bearer, so too does the question on everyone's lips concerning his ample frame. Basically, will America elect a president as portly as New Jersey's governor? It's a conundrum freighted with controversy, but at least one doctor was willing to weigh in twice on the local Fox affiliate. His answer: no. I'm not so sure, particularly if the election comes down to the "Which candidate would you rather have a sack of Sliders with?" query, which, given the way we're going, it probably will.

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boyofdestiny (#1,243)

Sack? I think it's painfully apparent that Chris Christie is going for the full case of sliders. And he's not sharing.

theheckle (#621)

How is his size not an asset? Don't we just vote for people, "Like us", or people we'd, "Like to have a beer with"?

Send him the crown now. Let's make it easy on ourselves.

KarenUhOh (#19)

I would no more vote for Chris Christie than block his path to the eclair tray at Old Country Buffet. But who in the fuck is "Dr. Marc Lamont-Hill"?: "Americans CERTAINLY won't vote for someone because he's fat" (Or whatever exactly he said.)

Who credentials these idiots to come on TV and render judgments? Oh, and btw, "Dr." L-H, according to his website, a "leading figure in hip-hop culture," is an education prof at Columbia–where apparently he takes surveys of what weight you have to be to run for office when he's not leading the field in hip-hop culture. He regularly appears, he says, on The O'Reilly Factor and Hannity.

TV "news," just shut the fuck up.

Fuhgeddaboud the man boobs; his queer "It's Pat" name won't pass muster with the Okies.

freetzy (#7,018)

William Howard Taft is rolling over in his piano case.

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

As long as the Jets keeps winning, Rex Christie has my vote.

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