"Give me a chance. Maybe in eight years, I'll be the president."
—The first order of business for President Jay-Z? Getting Kanye West and George Bush together for a learning-moment beer. Is there any way that this will not, in fact, happen some day?
Jay-Z's first act in office: pardoning everyone caught driving 55 in a 54.
Foxy Brown! It's 1998 all over again.
Jay-Z's second act: bringing the hammer down on Hammer.
The grassroots slogans involving "Jigga" and "Hova" will be interesting, to say the least.
Just plain Shawn for me, thanks.
Can you be president if there's video of you hitting a woman?
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