Things People Say If Obama Doesn't Invite Kanye And President Bush To The White House For A Beer, Jay-Z Will by Dave Bry November 4, 2010 “Give me a chance. Maybe in eight years, I’ll be the president.” —The first order of business for President Jay-Z? Getting Kanye West and George Bush together for a learning-moment beer. Is there any way that this will not, in fact, happen some day? Advertisement facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His is the author of Public Apology. Read more by Dave Bry on The Awl Expect4DogPicklesPharmacy George W. Bush Jay-Z Kanye West summit What A World surreal estate Streetcar Desired app-to-table cooking Delivery Interrupted Spaaaaace Gravitational Waves To Offer A Better Understanding Of The Universe We Are All Alone In the wedding-industrial complex The Fakelore of the Apache Wedding Blessing Culture (and TV) STRFKR, “Never Ever” the sharblahjsgahsgou economy The Mystery of the Thousand Missing Airbnbs Listicle Without Commentary Sandwich Condiments From Worst To Best Culture (and TV) Nevermen, "Mr. Mistake"