Things People Say If Obama Doesn't Invite Kanye And President Bush To The White House For A Beer, Jay-Z Will by Dave Bry November 4, 2010 “Give me a chance. Maybe in eight years, I’ll be the president.” —The first order of business for President Jay-Z? Getting Kanye West and George Bush together for a learning-moment beer. Is there any way that this will not, in fact, happen some day? facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His is the author of Public Apology. Read more by Dave Bry on The Awl Expect4DogPicklesPharmacy George W. Bush Jay-Z Kanye West summit What A World From The Web Schooled Teach and Frisk listicles with little commentary Synonyms for the Current Economy, Ranked surreal estate The Lease Busters long conversations Patrolling the Queer Craigslist Culture (and TV) Valet, "Nature" Guides How To Do Your Taxes the parent rap The Toys You Won't Buy Culture (and TV) Ratatat, "Cream on Chrome"