Thursday, November 4th, 2010

If Obama Doesn't Invite Kanye And President Bush To The White House For A Beer, Jay-Z Will

"Give me a chance. Maybe in eight years, I'll be the president."
The first order of business for President Jay-Z? Getting Kanye West and George Bush together for a learning-moment beer. Is there any way that this will not, in fact, happen some day?

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keisertroll (#1,117)

Jay-Z's first act in office: pardoning everyone caught driving 55 in a 54.

brianvan (#149)

Foxy Brown! It's 1998 all over again.

Grant G Brown (#3,366)

Jay-Z's second act: bringing the hammer down on Hammer.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

The grassroots slogans involving "Jigga" and "Hova" will be interesting, to say the least.

Matt (#26)

Just plain Shawn for me, thanks.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Takeover II.

scottorrot (#7,358)

Can you be president if there's video of you hitting a woman?

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