Things People Say If Obama Doesn't Invite Kanye And President Bush To The White House For A Beer, Jay-Z Will by Dave Bry November 4, 2010 “Give me a chance. Maybe in eight years, I’ll be the president.” —The first order of business for President Jay-Z? Getting Kanye West and George Bush together for a learning-moment beer. Is there any way that this will not, in fact, happen some day? facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His is the author of Public Apology. Read more by Dave Bry on The Awl Expect4DogPicklesPharmacy George W. Bush Jay-Z Kanye West summit What A World Culture (and TV) Haiku Salut, "Bleak and Beautiful (All Things)" just drink soda "Good" Coffee Shops in New York City the podcast The Awl Podcast: Laura Olin Culture (and TV) The Ring Tone Variations maritime law more or less So You Want to Write a Shipwreck Song surreal estate The Ungentrifiers Culture (and TV) Miguel, "...goingtohell" Culture (and TV) 2 8 1 4, "Huīfù"