George W. Bush Is Content


Remember this guy? According to Matt Lauer, he “seems to be completely at peace with his surroundings.” Isn’t that great? Aren’t you totally comforted by the fact that the dude is fully Zen? Doesn’t it cheer you to know that the fella who set the bag ablaze can live life with an overwhelming sense of rectitude and equanimity? Seriously, this is good news for all of us: George W. Bush is showing America that no matter how badly you fuck things up, there’s still a chance for personal redemption. I mean, that’s what I’m taking away from it.