Former Hero Kanye Now An Abused, Apologetic Kanye
I feel bad about my Kanye. (Or, as George Bush calls him, at first, "Kanway.") Oh buddy, why'd you have to apologize for something awesome? Anyway, Kanye seems to be suggesting… something about his Bush-apologetic interview with Matt Lauer? His Twitter stream of consciousness doesn't however indicate anything other than he doesn't know so much about giving an interview.
Like, if Matt Lauer is hassling you? Stop the interview. Come on, YOU HAVE HANDLERS.
Plus, you know, it's video: they can't put words in your mouth. (Unless it's CGI.) Kanye's rambling included unclear meandering bits like this.
HE TRIED TO FORCE MY ANSWERS. IT WAS VERY BRUTAL AND I CAME THERE WITH ONLY POSITIVE INTENT.
Ah well. Let's relive 2005's most magical moment.
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At least W doesn't regret making this his greatest regret.
I spend too much time regretting, when what I really ought to be doing is worrying.
i'm just glad we can all focus on bush and kanye instead of, you know, the people whose lives were substantively affected by katrina. way easier to focus on things like how kanye feeeeeeeeeeels.
But they don't have albums dropping or self-serving books being pre-ordered as Christmas presents for conservative relatives who will never, ever, ever crack the spine.
Poor Kanye, apologizing must be habit-forming.
He should have should have prepped for the interview by leafing through the Great Deluge, which again I recommend (I know, a few years late). In my fantasy world he would have met Matt Lauer in a state of blisteringly fresh rage.