Morsels found next to stove-top burners has always been a big wedge for me…
2. Realizing there is no point. (full stop)
"Flavor nuggets" my family calls them.
My hands, in disgust and surrender.
Dishpan hands, that's what
How about Boise State's season?
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
How to correctly identify a Choire Sicha made graphic:
-Nice looking, but not necessarily traditional colors
-NEVER using black, like #000000 black, it's always a really dark grey or blue or something
They ARE nice colors, aren't they? You could probably plan a whole wardrobe around them.
It looks like a #333333.
It's a PIE chart!!
I only just got that. I'm a little slow on the uptake today I guess.
It's even got a lattice crust! Bet it was homemade too…
Ditto "the usual." But this beloved site just coughed its full version up into my phone for the first time in ages. (Meta!)
vodka and bile.
Nothing unusual about that!
I really need to find a new hobby.
You 2 should hang out
If I eat a blue-green pie I hope to hell I DO hork it up.
Richard Blakely of Gawker Media should famously smack you.
Really crappy sushi from last night.
Rage over weekend emails from work. Hold it till Monday, Fuckface.
You have never spent time on reddit. Those asshats can get Mother Teresa to start throwing them bows.
Where's the wedge for valid complaints about co-workers mistaken for heartless remarks about family members?
Sure, it looks like Adderall, but it's really a last chance power binge on Four Loko.
I mean, yeah, there's some Adderall in there, but mostly…
I don't know anything about Scientology, man.
Teh reason I act weak once in a while is to flush them out. They don't get Sun Tzu's teachings and pounce. That I do this to figure out where they are is lost on them.
Shit, don't tell the folks at Gawker. Some of them actually think I break down once in a while and are so sweet to me. If they knew I was in character and stealthily rooting out my enemies they might feel bad.
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