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Bigfoot Likes Candy
A man in North Carolina claims to have captured the first thermal image of Bigfoot, whom he lured into camera range with a candy bar. Also, Bigfoot breathes heavy like Darth Vader. (You would think a Chewbacca comparison would be more apt.) What's most amusing about this clip is the way voices of the reporter and the Bigfoot-searcher keep interrupting each other. It's like an Aaron Sorkin movie or something. [Via]
WGHP Fox 8–where the lead anchor's name is Neil McNeil.
He loves sweets, but it goes straight to his foot.
This is a PR disaster for Jack Links.
All that effort and he couldn't lean a big carboard box over the candy bar?
Ha! This guy talks like he has a voice scrambler. Is he in the Bigfoot Protection Program?
Are we talking about this guy again? If so I still question the veracity of a dude who sets up a camera trap with the camera part and the trap part kept separated by what looks like a pretty considerable distance.
I am of course referring to this guy.
Yeah. Forty years of looking for these things, what has it yielded? Diddlysquatch.
This is the Zagnut-loving Sasquatch, right?
LITERALLY, guys.
LITERALLY.