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Why We Drink
"Socialising with alcohol is fun and we should not pretend otherwise. We also shouldn't fool ourselves into thinking that young adults won't eventually discover this and want to do it themselves. There is a reason why a taste for alcohol is not specific to a single demographic in society; why it is not something we 'grow out of' and why, no matter how many times the NHS warns of it detrimental effects, we won't stop drinking the stuff. That's because chatting with friends over a pint or a bottle of wine is an enjoyable cultural tradition: the fuel of conversation, intimacy and the exchange of ideas."
-My new hero Suzy Dean makes some very sensible remarks about alcohol.
Splendid. Thank you.
Is that true? Taste for alcohol crosses all demographics? even low income lesbians?
ESPECIALLY low income lesbians. PBR and fixed gear bikes go hand in hand.
I will drink to that with gusto!
I personally become bulletproof.
It also makes you smarter, more coordinated, and stunningly attractive.
And invisible to the police.
And infertile.
And terribly witty.
And if you're interested in a third opinion they're soothing, harmless and sexy.
And, not to mention, 100% right.
I swear I read something else about drinking in England that presents the act in a slightly different light. Might of even been on this website.
Oh wait, is this like, deep irony?
I can't wait for her next study about how it's nice to have your genitals touching something warm and moist. I think we can all agree on that, right?
Low income lesbians at least.
Related item: as of this Saturday morning, we are never drinking again.