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UPS Investigating Several Packages in NYC, On Planes
@NBCNewYork: UPDATE: Suspected explosive device found on UPS truck in Queens
@BreakingNews Bomb found on Yemen-Chicago UPS cargo flight during London stop – CNN
@kfinews: Airports in Philly and Newark reporting alleged suspicious packages on cargo planes. NYPD says similar situation on UPS truck.
@NYC911: Brooklyn has now a suspicious package at a UPS loading dock.
@NBCNewYork: UPDATE: Suspected explosive device found on UPS truck in Queens
All your suspicious packages are everywhere.
The FBI is interrogating M.I.A. as we speak.
Can we just call this week early?
I know, I'm like, DONE.
Please!!! Yes!
Thirded, fourthed, whatever.
Yep, let's just put on our sexy clownfish costumes and start drinking.
@Bettytron: I saw a club flier yesterday that used the girl-in-clownfish-costume as non-ironic clip art. THIS THING HAS LEGS.
@Gef: So it's a lungclownfish?
I say we all knock off and go out for pu-pu platters and mai tais.
If we don't, the terrorists will have won.
YOU GUYS, I LEFT, I"M IN THE BAR, COME ON.
I'm drinking at my desk in my Choire Sicha costume because I can't leave. Sadface.
Drinking at my desk is my Balk costume.
@Choire: Stop hogging the spare ribs
What Can Bomb Do For You?
Can't they just target the corporate style manual?
The FedEx Liberation Army strikes again.
Star Ledger says, "Officials are investigating a 'potentially suspicious package' on a…"
Whichever official said, "potentially suspicious," I don't like the way he or she uses words. And when it's a matter that's maybe important, I like it even less.
No traces of explosive on London "bomb" (in reality a manipulated toner cartridge). Some American probably shipped some really rad Halloween prank back home and it set off some alarms.
Again with the bias. Some dude tried to blow up the blue line, you know! Oh wait, even I don't care about the blue line. And I live here.
Someone in local law enforcement once said that a popular downtown mall food court was under constant threat. Like, they catch people leaving exposive type things or find the explosive type things, or catch people plotting to leave explosive type things all the freaking time and that it is just a matter of time before they miss something. It's unexpected that local law enforcement is that consistently competent, but I guess no one has been blown up there yet?
So FiDi is now FiDie?