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Damn you, Science! You've killed our dreams! "Halloween stories about the ghostly 'chupacabra' circulate every year, but now scientists have solved the mystery surrounding this legendary animal. Instead of being vicious, fanged creatures that supposedly drink the blood of livestock, chupacabras turn out to be wild dogs inflicted with a deadly form of mange, according to University of Michigan biologist Barry OConnor."
now explain russell brand
You win this time, Science.
Now let's see you explain La Llorona.
mange = new favorite ailment
But aren't they kind of actually confirming their existence?
The Chupacabra is real(ly mundane)!!
Deadly mange indeed – to the livestock whose blood they've consumed!
They're mangey? Science, are you sure these are dogs, and not long-eared galoots?
Ugh, I saw this woman walking a dog in NoLita the other day that had mange and I almost threw up in the street.
Now, if you apply the same principles to Catholicism, an interesting thing occurs ….