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Science: Women Also Like To Do Sex
Good news, fellas: Women are much less choosy about who they do sex to than previously thought. Researchers from U.S.C. surveyed the easiest demographic, "asking how much time and money college students spent in a typical week pursuing short-, intermediate- or long-term relationships. The proportion of mating effort dedicated to short-term mating was the same for men and women. Similarly, both men and women showed an equivalent tendency to lower their standards for sex partners, and men did not report feeling constrained to have far fewer sexual partners than they truly desired." What a great time to be alive!
My own empirical investigations into this subject contradict the results of this study.
And my work as a control group verify your findings.
For women to have sex with men, they have to lower their standards at some point.
Sex with women? Say who in the what now?
Awesome, now I've got research I can point to when someone asks why I spend all my time trolling for freshman girls.
Damn! Where were these women when *I* was in college? Slackers.
Dude: "Define 'far fewer'. Like, a million fewer?"
Scientist: "Um yeah okay."
Dude: "Nah, I am not feeling constrained because I'm not banging like a million chicks right now. Would be totes into *more* pussy, though."
It's not just sex partners. I lower my standards for everyone.
Oh college, back before I found most of humanity terrifying …..
I miss that sometimes.